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'The thing is, Anne,' said George thoughtfully, 'I think I'm not so much a tomboy, as a lesbian...'
As they opened the wardrobe door they saw Aslan parading around in Mummy's dress.
The Gruffalo walked on through the wood, but even he was afraid of the old man with no buttons on his raincoat.
Gently, tenderly, he undid Miss Tiggywinkle's bra...'
Little Miss Sex Slave lived in a grubby flat near Baker Street.