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'We had to leave Downing Street in a hurry that night, because the body in the boot was beginning to smell. A hard night's digging lay ahead of us. "This is no job for a Cabinet Minister," I said. He laughed, picked up the shovel and spat on his hands.'
'What ho, Jeeves! Appoint Gussie Fink-Nottle as my head of security,' said Boris.
'The scent and smoke and sweat of a negotiating chamber are nauseating at three in the morning, thought Ban Ki Moon.'
'I am an invisible man, but that's inevitable when you are Shadow Agricultural Minister.'
'THIS IS GEORGE BUSH. LOOK. PRESIDENT. LOOK. WAR. OOOH. PRETZEL. LOOK. THE END.'
'As the wife, spouse, partner,confidante, soul mate and motivator of Tony Blair, I never expected, supposed, considered, guessed, that one day a book publishing company would ask, request, cajole, persuade, force me to write a book, volume, autobiography, memoir, but they said they'd pay be the word.'