Unlikely things to read on the back of a book

I stole them from here..I know, I know, but it's funny!!

Hardback: £ 14.99

Publisher: Boxtree

'I literally shat myself' - New York Times 

'I have a copy of War and Peace permanently by the side of my bed. How else would I get in? - Ronnie Corbett

'Unusually good quality paper.'

'Fiscal Accountancy Part Four is a rollocking good read' - Gordon Brown

'Kept me guessing right till the end when I found out the policeman did it.'

'If you only read one book this year - you're thick.'

The Very Horny Chihuahua is a very different sort of book from the author of The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

'Easily Nick Hornby's best book' - Nick Hornby

'It's so nice to read a book that's on my intellectual level' - Wayne Rooney

'£ 6.99 or nearest offer.'